Sunday, April 13, 2008

BOOO

woke up by my dad at 6am??WTF??-.-..dragged to the dunno where temple to 'shao mu'..hmm..blah blah..saw all my relatives there..then they started to tok abt BGR..O.O..my 3rd aunt was there saying..she wun disapprove her son of having gf at their sec lifes..cos if they object..her sons will wanna go against her by having one..which i totally agrees?yup!!!!!lol..
then tok abt my grandpa..omg the atmosphere suddenly sadden..T_T..cos the doc suspect my grandpa of lung cancer..>_<..ahhhh..T_T

went home after tt..>_<..n slackkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk....my life is full of slack..>_<..went cwp fer lunch..n the food at the 7th floor r super X!!!>_<..a meal cos me 7 bucks sure is a bomb..>_<..lalalala...eyes irritation agn..ahh..nv wear contacts also liddat..>_<..zzzzzzz..went home n slept till 4..mum came off telling me she lost her fone??dad called telling me he spoiled his fone??OMFG...nice timing huh??-___-?O.O..

~~An APB on God~~
A couple had two little boys, ages eight and ten, who were excessively mischievous.
The two were always getting into trouble and their parents could be confident that if any mischief occurred in their town, their two young sons were involved in some capacity. The parents were at their wit's end as to what to do about their sons' behavior.
The parents had heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children in the past, so they contacted him, and he agreed to give it his best shot. He asked to see the boys individually, so the eight-year-old was sent to meet with him first. The clergyman sat the boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?"
The boy made no response, so the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?"
Again the boy made no attempt to answer, so the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face, "WHERE IS GOD?"
At that, the boy bolted from the room, ran directly home, and slammed himself in his closet. His older brother followed him into the closet and said, "What happened?"
The younger brother replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time. God is missing and they think we did it!"

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