BOO..random pic fer the day..XD.. lalalalalala..lesson suppose to start at 8am..but teacher fer the class on mc??LOL..yea..^_^..so started at 11am instead..cheng sad had to go school alone agn..LOL..=Pwoke up at 8 plus..played dota b4 going to school..zzzzzzz..then..time overshot??>_<..T_T..ahh..late fer lecture class..omfg..late fer abt 15-20 mins..argh..miss out some parts of the lesson..no more next time pls..Y_Y..
had econs lecture..blah blah..then was given homework..O.O..gotta ask bryan if i dun understand anithing..>_<..ahhh..1 hr break after tt b4 we proceed to marketing de tutorial..^_^..introduction lo..blah blah..then riki n weeliang 2dae were super lame n high..LOL..sexy riki n sexy mole-______-..LOL..making the whole class rofl..hahz..
class ended half an hr earlier..zzzzzzzzz..n nothing fer me to do from 2.30 to 4.00..T_T..went to morberly wit weeliang..zzzzzz..then lan still nt open..T_T..but is super cheap lo..1 bucks per hr..O.O..
went to KFC to meet kathe gavin n the rest..then saw dan jonathan..LOL..lalala..jonathan keep sae he regretted joining chem engineering..LOL..cos nid learn bio n chem..business is beta!!!!!poa FTW pls..^_^..hohohoho..yj n brian met them n they all went home..zzzzzz..walked bac to business block which makes me sweat like duno wad.-.-!!!!!!!!cheng came out n mrt-ed home..blah blah..tokking abt wad time to meet tmr..LOL..my lesson start at 9!!but his start at 8!!LOL..but pei-ing him go school..cos dun wanna be late agn..=X
bleh blah bloh DBA 10 RAWKS!!^_^
Little Johnny's Big Answer
It is near the end of the school year. The teacher has turned in the grades and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless because of this.
Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask first and correctly can leave early today."
Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question."
Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."
Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."
Johnny is MAD that Susie answered the question first.
Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."
Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."
Johnny is even madder than before.
Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."
Teacher: "That's right Nancy, you may also leave."
Johnny is BOILING mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions.
When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut!"
The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?!?!"
Johnny: "BILL CLINTON. CAN I GO NOW?"
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