woke up at 9??O.O..by my dad..-.-..shouting n telling us tt my grandpa had been discharged^_^..yea^_^..lalala..woke up n found out my internet explorer is bac to normal??was hapi daooo..^_^..but then after a while sot agn..then restart can le..LOL..so quickly do my accountinglab b4 it go sot agn..=X..
met cheng at cwp..went fer lunch..camping at mac waiting fer xf to give us their seats..^_^.LOL..cos no more left..emo..T_T..ty xf!!!hahz..did econs n poa hw..lalala..then cheng was helping me wit the points of the compo..LOL..he there keep sae so diff to write..LOL..if nt diff y i ask u to help.-___-..LOL..allala...edwin came to find us to collect his pay..then was crapping away..tokking quite loudly till the ppl beside us keep look at us..>_<..ahh..LOL..crapped wit zhaoyi online..LOL..edwin was there saying wad triplets n stuff.LOL..omg lar..n she actually believe it..LOL..-______-??..went home at abt 5 plus..saw piggy n pq walking to civic..O.O..hahaz..blah blah blah..
reached home~~boring-.-..ahhh..
pIggY`__<3* te dua!!!!!!!!
Cheatin' Johnny
In class one day, Mr. Johnson pulled Johnny over to his desk after a test, and said, “Johnny I have a feeling that you have been cheating on your tests.”
Johnny was astounded and asked Mr. Johnson to prove it. “Well, said Mr. Johnson, I was looking over your test and the question was, ‘Who was our first president?’, and the little girl that sits next to you, Mary, put ‘George Washington,’ and so did you.”
“So, everyone knows that he was the first president.”
“Well, just wait a minute,” said Mr. Johnson. “The next question was, ‘Who freed the slaves?’ Mary put Abraham Lincoln and so did you.”
“Well, I read the history book last night and I remembered that,” said Johnny.
“Wait, wait,” said Mr. Johnson. The next question was, ‘Who was president during the Louisiana Purchase?’ Mary put ‘I don't know,’ and you put, ‘Me neither’.”
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