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few days din blog..hahaz..XD..ps>_<..cos too sian to blog??O.O..

so many things happening everyday..n none r gd..y??zzz..haiz...>_<..went lib wit cheng 2dae..finished our hw..YAY^_^..lalala....then started our shopping spree..^_^..hoho..bought jeans shorts n NICE SHIRTS..WEEEEEEEEEEEE...lalala..centre lots of nice shirts pls..^_^..hahaz..

bac home n sian-ing till now..boredom...it kept me thinking..y cant things be the way we wan it to be??..zzz..haiz...ahhhhh...bye..ending here..enjoy the joke bah..>_<

The Millennium Kid

''What a coincidence,'' the man said with some obvious pride. ''I work for the Minnesota Twins baseball team.''

The nurse returned in a little while and turned to the second man, ''You sir, are the father of triplets.''

''Wow, That's really an incredible coincidence '' he answered. ''I work for the 3M Corporation. My buddies at work will never let me live this one down."

An hour later, while the other two men were passing cigars around, the nurse came back, this time she turn to the thirrd man -- who had been quiet in the corner. She announced that his wife had just given birth to quadruplets.

Stunned, he barely could reply. ''Don't tell me! Another coincidence?'' asked the nurse. After finally regaining his composure, he said ''I don't believe it, I work for the Four Seasons Hotel!''

After hearing this, everybody's attention turned to the fourth guy, who had just fainted, flat out on the floor. The nurse rushed to his side and after some time, he slowly regained consciousness. When he was finally able to speak, you could hear him whispering repeatedly the same phrase over and over again.

''I should have never taken that job at Millennium Computers... ''I should have never taken that job at Millennium Computers... ''I should have never taken that job at Millennium Computers...''

BOO..no photo 2dae..xp..hahaz..cos lazy to find n ask from others..>_<..lalalala..

woke up late..!!T_T..heng cheng called..if nt gonna be late fer lesson..xp..met him at kranji mrt station instead or marsiling..LOL..cos some misconception..hahahaz..din see him so din board the mrt..but he was inside..so he alight at kranji n met me after tt..LOL..rofl...lalala..ITAB lesson 1st...learn abt excel..O.O..din noe excel can do so many things..LOL.lalala..

then was 2 hr break..played dota wit bryan yongxiang n jason..LOL..had accounts lecture at 1..LOL..sleeping lesson-_________-..lalala..then was slacking time agn..-.-..zzz..n stats lecture last..n the lecturer released us early!!!^_^..rushed home n met piggy at cwp..^_^..

walking aimlessly around cwp..LOL..lalala..cute piggy^_^..blahblehbloh...went home n slack-.-..
HAPI BDAE DADDY!!
HAPI BDAE SIEWHUA!!
Finding The Lord

A Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis on his birth. He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that he grew up, etc. So he asked his class, "Where is Jesus today?"

Steven raised his hand and said, "He's in Heaven."

Mary was called on and answered, "He's in my heart."

Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurted out, "I know! I know! He's in our bathroom!"

The whole class got very quiet, looked at the teacher, and waited for a response. The teacher was completely at a loss for a few very long seconds. He finally gathered his wits and asked Little Johnny how he knew this.

And Little Johnny said, "Well... every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?!?'"

BOO..nice fone huh??O.o..ty cerlyn fer the photo..^_^

ahhh..din blog ytd..psps..cos was addicted to the games in viwawa..LOL..recommended by my classmates..lalalala..aniwae..almost the same routine everyday except the lessons..hahaz..

met cheng at the 1ST CABIN of the mrt..lol..reached school at abt 7.30 n started playing viwawa..omg addiction..T_T..LOL..1st lesson was pacc tutorial at 9..(ACCOUNTS)..woo..my favourite pls..lalala..then was MOB lecture n off we go..hohohoho..went to tiong bahru de shopping centre wit demetrius yongxiang bryan jason gavin mole xindi n jingru..hahaz..while the rest had something on..hmmmm..went to dunno call wad de place..fer lunch..had bouffet^_^..lalala..cost us abt 7-8 bucks per person..hmmm.okok lo...nt too bad..XD..

went home wit jason..blah blah..omg jason wassssssss super tired lar..sleeping in mrt n his head falling here n dere..LOL..wake him up at yck if nt he gonna sleep until jurong east..LOL..hahaz..bac home n slack till now.omfg OXJ NO MORE SLACKING PLS..T_T..ahhh..work is cancelled this fri..OMFG..1st time hear gt work cancel de..zzz..they dun nid us..T_T..

blehblahbloh...sian sian sian sian sian..zzzz..
Malcolm in the Puddle
Malcolm: Miss Wilson can I go to the loo?

Miss Wilson: In two minutes Malcolm. Do your alphabet first.

Malcolm: Ok Miss Wilson. abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz.

Miss Wilson: Very good, Malcolm, but where's the p?

Malcolm: Miss, it's running down my leg!

LOL laugh pls..^_^..
PaCc~
eConS~
sTaTs~
MoB~
ITAB~
IDEA~
did i miss out ani??O.O..ahhhh..OXJ JY!!!

LOL..ty zhaoyi fer this 'cute' pic she claimed..LOL..

ahhh...2dae..woke up at 8..played dota wit cheng b4 going off to school..lalala..only mon can sleep till so late..the rest of the days either 8 or 9 start lesson le..T_T..argh...>_<..blah blah..aniwae..reach dover mrt at 10.57..LOL..saw weeliang n jason..went off to MLT 12 wit jason 1st..weeliang waiting fer Jr..LOL..lalala..

heng din late..^_^..unlike last week..T_T..ahhh..aniwae..1st lesson is econs lecture..O.O..topic 2 le..ahhh..hahaz..still can manage bah..^_^..lalalala...then econs tutorial followed by pacc lecture..O.O..blah blah...

went home n slacked till now-_____-..DBA 10 MASS CONVERSATION FUN!!!

Zookeeper and Three Boys
A zookeeper approaches three boys standing near the lions' cage and asks them their names and what they're up to.

The first boy says, "My name's Tommy and I was trying to feed peanuts to the lions."

The second boy says, "My name's Billy and I was trying to feed peanuts to the lions."

The third boy says, "My name is Peanuts."

BOOO..ty chuan fer this random photo..ahhaz..

woke up at 9??O.O..by my dad..-.-..shouting n telling us tt my grandpa had been discharged^_^..yea^_^..lalala..woke up n found out my internet explorer is bac to normal??was hapi daooo..^_^..but then after a while sot agn..then restart can le..LOL..so quickly do my accountinglab b4 it go sot agn..=X..

met cheng at cwp..went fer lunch..camping at mac waiting fer xf to give us their seats..^_^.LOL..cos no more left..emo..T_T..ty xf!!!hahz..did econs n poa hw..lalala..then cheng was helping me wit the points of the compo..LOL..he there keep sae so diff to write..LOL..if nt diff y i ask u to help.-___-..LOL..allala...edwin came to find us to collect his pay..then was crapping away..tokking quite loudly till the ppl beside us keep look at us..>_<..ahh..LOL..crapped wit zhaoyi online..LOL..edwin was there saying wad triplets n stuff.LOL..omg lar..n she actually believe it..LOL..-______-??..went home at abt 5 plus..saw piggy n pq walking to civic..O.O..hahaz..blah blah blah..

reached home~~boring-.-..ahhh..
pIggY`__<3* te dua!!!!!!!!
Cheatin' Johnny
In class one day, Mr. Johnson pulled Johnny over to his desk after a test, and said, “Johnny I have a feeling that you have been cheating on your tests.”

Johnny was astounded and asked Mr. Johnson to prove it. “Well, said Mr. Johnson, I was looking over your test and the question was, ‘Who was our first president?’, and the little girl that sits next to you, Mary, put ‘George Washington,’ and so did you.”

“So, everyone knows that he was the first president.”

“Well, just wait a minute,” said Mr. Johnson. “The next question was, ‘Who freed the slaves?’ Mary put Abraham Lincoln and so did you.”

“Well, I read the history book last night and I remembered that,” said Johnny.

“Wait, wait,” said Mr. Johnson. The next question was, ‘Who was president during the Louisiana Purchase?’ Mary put ‘I don't know,’ and you put, ‘Me neither’.”

LALALA..nooooooooo schoollllllllll^_^..but still woke up as early as usual!!!met cheng n xf a cwp fer breakfast!!mz nerd n cheeyong came n we went off fer movie!!!!!!!!^_^..watched the FORBIDDEN KINGDOM^_^..

a ok show bah..hahaz..wad sun wukong can speak eng de..LOL..modern version huh..-.-..but the fighting part is nice..^_^..plus liu yi fei is super chio pls..^_^..hohohohoho...blah blah..went home sleep a while after tt..then went to cwp agn..-.-..to buy the earpiece i saw in courts..ty riki fer introducing me tt..^_^..

walked home n slack-.-..blah blah..din wanna do ani hw..nt anithing also..hahz..played dota wit cheng..blah blah..then wit mole after tt..LOL..out fer dinner wit my sis n here i m blogging,..siannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn...gg library to do hw tmr wit cheng..^_^..cannot access myaccountinglab..!!!T_T..cos my internet explorer spoil..ahhhh..G_G..
maggi mee is man's best fren(quote by cheng).LOL..

They're Busy
One day, the phone rang, and a little boy answered.

"May I speak to your parents?"

"They're busy."

"Oh. Is anybody else there?"

"The police."

"Can I speak to them?"

"They're busy."

"Oh. Is anybody else there?"

"The firemen."

"Can I speak to them?"

"They're busy."

"So let me get this straight -- your parents, the police, and the firemen are there, but they're all busy? What are they doing?"

"Looking for me."

BOOO..this is our classs shuai ge n chio bu^_^..bryan n xindi..hohohoho...match lei..lalala..^_^

woke up as early as usual..T_T..as lessons started at 8am..haiz..saw wensze at jurong east mrt..went to school wit her..O.O.. blah blah..met bell n gavin..walked to BS..O.O..climbing mountain every morning-____-??

had MOB fer 1st lesson..woot..the teacher gd huh?^_^..blah blah..had 2 hr break n our class began to wonder agn.LOL..met cheng at
morberly..n there is where my class wondered till..lalala..^_^..went fer lesson at 12..hmmmm..EC..O.O..wad communication de..rofl..nidda write compo somemore..-_-..then i realise something lur..me kathe n shu qin r in the SAME team fer accounts MOB n EC!!!!hahaz..

had IDEAS after tt..by our form teacher..^_^..some call him georgy..LOL..-________-..LAME..1st lesson normally more of introduction n stuffs..lalala..n georgy is dammmm funni^_^..hahaz..making us rofl lo..then he was telling us tt we must be in the top 30% in order to get into UNI..>_<..ahhhhh...nidda work hard!!!!!!!!!!!!>_<..n my class all veri geng de lo..zzzzzzzz...

my class realli gets along superrrrrrrrrrrr well..^_^..we hang out tgt as if we knew each other fer more than years lar..^_^..hahaz..fun class..^_^..great class..^_^..LALALA..WOOOHOOO..

DBA 10 RAWKS!!!
Playing Doctor

Two children were in a doctor's waiting room. The little girl was softly sobbing.

"Why are you crying?" asked the little boy.

"I'm here for a blood test, and they're going to cut my finger," said the girl.

When he heard this, the little boy started to cry.

"Why are you crying?" asked the girl.

The boy looked at her worriedly and said, "I'm here for a urine test."

^_^!!!!!!!!!

lalalala..^_^..nice piC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PIGGY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!^_^..hahaz..

went to school alone..>_<..cos cheng's lessons start at 9..zzzzzzz..1st lesson was IT!!^_^..LOL..then learn wad send email>?????????OMFG??..-.-..me n bryan were there playing dota lo..LOL.budden cannot play tgt lei..>_<..sadded..blah blah..3 hrs of IT pass so fast lo..then there was this librarian..LOL.super lmao k..hahz..then we were having mass conversation...all saying her face look like pancake..waffle..LOL..alien??O.O..n gt 3 color hair i suppose??O.O..green brown n BLUE..LOL..auntie somemore..rofl..blah blah..

had lunch n walked to popular..wanted to buy the dunno wad book..43 bucks?????????OMFG..-.-..so exp..>__<..me realli gong le lo..econs..stats..marketting..acc..aaahhhhhhhhhh..still gt somemore i 4get le..T_T..no pls..

went home while the rest went to the bookstore at clementi..O.O..played a match of dota wit cheng n went to cwp to buy some stuffs..O.O..2pid sis 4get to help me buy??-_____-?.zzzz..bac home n here m i blogging!^_^..lalala..tmr finally no nid bring lappppppppp^_^..so heavy can-__-..zzzzzz...eyes getting dry le..>_<..buayyyyyyyyyyyy

The Teacher's Gift
It was the last day of school, and all the students were bringing presents for their teacher. A florist's daughter came up and gave her teacher a box.

The teacher said, I'll bet these are flowers! The girl replied, How did you know?"

Just a lucky guess, she said.

Next, a boy whose family owned a candy store came up and gave the teacher a box. She said that she knew it was candy. When the boy asked how she knew, she again said, Just a lucky guess.'

Finally, a boy whose father owned a liquor store came up and gave the teacher a box, but one of the box's corners was damp from a leak. The teacher asked the boy if it was wine. The boy said, No. She touched the leak and put it to her tongue and asked if it was champagne. The boy again said no.

Finally, she gave up and asked him what was in the box.

He said happily, A puppy!

LALALALALALALALALALA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lalala..ty bell fer the pic..^_^..hahz..2dae..din went smoothly lor..T_T..cries..haiz..

pei cheng to school..-____-..reached school at 7.30..O.O..so early fer me..-.-..lessons only start at 9..>_<..blah blah..found out tt i had been using the wrong acc..used the admin acc instead of the my school own acc..haiz..no wonder cannot connect to the wireless.-.-..so used my own acc..connected..install everything agn..zzzzzzzzz..

wensze n kareen came..blah blah..then met the rest..1st lesson was ACCOUNTS!!my favourite pls..^_^..played monopoly..LOL..n my grp went bankrupt..T_T..blah blah..MOB lecture n end of my day..LOL..lalala..went to dover market wit DBA 10!!hmm..weeliang bryan jason yongxiang gavin demetrius kathe kareen bell chinese dancer zhaoyi shuqin xindi(hope i din miss out ani>_<)..blah blah..had lunch..then some went orchard to watch movie..i went bac sp to wait fer cheng..O.O..see i so gd..^_^..LOL..

met eugene n trained bac to woodlands..lalalala..eugene is realli a joker..he kept making fun of cheng which make me rofl..LOL..^_^..n he changed a lot lo..become shuai le..^_^..reached home..i realised something terrible..OMG??.i cannot use internet n msn when i log in my own acc..T_T...then had to use the admin acc instead..blah blah..played dota wit cheng..then had dinner..found another ting terrible agn..T_T..or rather my internet have problems??it hanged when i open a new tab..then i restart n try it agn..the whole thing wun even work this time..AHHHT_T..cries..>_< blahblah..hope cheng can settle it fer me tmr..T_T

Little Big Fart
There was this Indian chief who was straining to blow a fart but it wouldn't come out.

So he sent his little messenger boy to the doctor and he says, ''Big chief, no fart.''

The doctor gives him a can of beans and tells him to come back tommorrow to tell him what happened.

The messenger boy comes back the next day and says, ''Big chief, no fart.''

The doctor gives him 10 cans of beans this time.

The messenger boy comes back the next day and says, ''Big chief, no fart.'' The doctor gives him 100 cans of beans.

The messenger boy comes back the next day and says, ''Big chief, no fart.''

The doctor gives him 10, 000 cans of beans and says, ''If this doesn't work then nothing will.''

The messenger boy comes back the next day and looks at the doctor.

The doctor anxiously asked, ''Well, did it work?''

The messenger boy says, ''Big fart, no chief!"


ONG XUAN JING CHEER UP>_< -_- ^_^

BOO..random pic fer the day..XD.. lalalalalala..lesson suppose to start at 8am..but teacher fer the class on mc??LOL..yea..^_^..so started at 11am instead..cheng sad had to go school alone agn..LOL..=Pwoke up at 8 plus..played dota b4 going to school..zzzzzzz..then..time overshot??>_<..T_T..ahh..late fer lecture class..omfg..late fer abt 15-20 mins..argh..miss out some parts of the lesson..no more next time pls..Y_Y..

had econs lecture..blah blah..then was given homework..O.O..gotta ask bryan if i dun understand anithing..>_<..ahhh..1 hr break after tt b4 we proceed to marketing de tutorial..^_^..introduction lo..blah blah..then riki n weeliang 2dae were super lame n high..LOL..sexy riki n sexy mole-______-..LOL..making the whole class rofl..hahz..

class ended half an hr earlier..zzzzzzzzz..n nothing fer me to do from 2.30 to 4.00..T_T..went to morberly wit weeliang..zzzzzz..then lan still nt open..T_T..but is super cheap lo..1 bucks per hr..O.O..

went to KFC to meet kathe gavin n the rest..then saw dan jonathan..LOL..lalala..jonathan keep sae he regretted joining chem engineering..LOL..cos nid learn bio n chem..business is beta!!!!!poa FTW pls..^_^..hohohoho..yj n brian met them n they all went home..zzzzzz..walked bac to business block which makes me sweat like duno wad.-.-!!!!!!!!cheng came out n mrt-ed home..blah blah..tokking abt wad time to meet tmr..LOL..my lesson start at 9!!but his start at 8!!LOL..but pei-ing him go school..cos dun wanna be late agn..=X

bleh blah bloh DBA 10 RAWKS!!^_^

Little Johnny's Big Answer
It is near the end of the school year. The teacher has turned in the grades and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless because of this.
Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask first and correctly can leave early today."
Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question."
Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."
Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."
Johnny is MAD that Susie answered the question first.
Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."
Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."
Johnny is even madder than before.
Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."
Teacher: "That's right Nancy, you may also leave."
Johnny is BOILING mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions.
When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut!"
The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?!?!"
Johnny: "BILL CLINTON. CAN I GO NOW?"

BOO..ty cerlyn fer the pic..^_^..
lalala..woke up at 6 plus 2dae..O.O..so early..XD..cos meeting jason n bryan fer bball^_^..reached dover at 8..blah blah..played few matches n bryan n jason r strong bball players huh..O.O..shoot all so zhun de..mine all wai diao-_-LOL..
then belle came to find us at foodcourt 3..O.O..me jason n bryan keep making fun of her n demetrius..cos we thought they stead mah..LOL..in the end we found out deme gt gf le..=X..LOL..blah blah..met the class..had lunch..n bought our POA tb at the popular..O.O..then we were chatting n tokked abt BGR..LOL..sooooooo surprised some ppl in my class r those 'guai guai' type de..ROFL..eg.till now still dun have ani stead b4..LOL..belle ws wl n dunno blah blah..O.O..lalalala..

went to MLT12 fer our 1st lecture of the year..hmm..econs??O.O..making me abt gong..LOL..but still managed to follow wth the lecturer is tokking..LOL..if cannot follow i die le..=X..then had an hr break..our class were wondering around..blah blah..n ended up in foodcourt 6-.-..LAME..aniwae..went to 6th floor fer our econs tutorial..n the teacher sae NO LESSON..WOOO..she introduce abit n tok abt some stuffs..blah blah..n she ended her 2 hr lesson in 20 mins!!!XD..LOL..then as usual..the whole class except 4 gals i think..wondering around TGT..O.O..we were like a superrrrrr huge gang..=P..wondered to morberly this time..O.O..a place in sp where there is pool,lan n all sorts of entertainment like kBOX..LOL..O.O..slacked there till 2.45 n went bac to MLT 12 fer POA lecture-.-..n the lecturer taught us wad i learnt in sec 3..LOL..n the atmosphere put me to sleep lo..Y_Y..so quiet de..-.-..


cheng waited fer me outside MLT12 doing nothing..LOL..then went to foodcourt 6 to celebrate demetrius bdae!!!

HAPI BDAE DEMETRIUS

Cartwheeling for Cash
One day a little girl came running into her house yelling, "Mommy, I got five dollars!"
The mother was curious, so she asked her child where she got the five dollars from.
The little girl replied, ''Tommy down the street gave me five dollars for doing cartwheel while he sat in the tree.
The mother told her daughter, "Don't you know that Tommy is just trying to see your panties."
''OOOOhhhh'' said the little girl.
The next day the little girl came running into the house yelling, "Mommy, I got ten dollars. The mother asked, "Where did you get the ten dollars from?"
The little girl replied, "Tommy down the street gave me ten dollars for doing a cartwheel while he sat up in the tree and laughed."
The mother replied, "Didn't I tell you that he is...''
Before the mother could finish, the little girl said, ''Wait Mommy. I tricked him, I didn't wear any panties today.''

BOOO

woke up by my dad at 6am??WTF??-.-..dragged to the dunno where temple to 'shao mu'..hmm..blah blah..saw all my relatives there..then they started to tok abt BGR..O.O..my 3rd aunt was there saying..she wun disapprove her son of having gf at their sec lifes..cos if they object..her sons will wanna go against her by having one..which i totally agrees?yup!!!!!lol..
then tok abt my grandpa..omg the atmosphere suddenly sadden..T_T..cos the doc suspect my grandpa of lung cancer..>_<..ahhhh..T_T

went home after tt..>_<..n slackkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk....my life is full of slack..>_<..went cwp fer lunch..n the food at the 7th floor r super X!!!>_<..a meal cos me 7 bucks sure is a bomb..>_<..lalalala...eyes irritation agn..ahh..nv wear contacts also liddat..>_<..zzzzzzz..went home n slept till 4..mum came off telling me she lost her fone??dad called telling me he spoiled his fone??OMFG...nice timing huh??-___-?O.O..

~~An APB on God~~
A couple had two little boys, ages eight and ten, who were excessively mischievous.
The two were always getting into trouble and their parents could be confident that if any mischief occurred in their town, their two young sons were involved in some capacity. The parents were at their wit's end as to what to do about their sons' behavior.
The parents had heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children in the past, so they contacted him, and he agreed to give it his best shot. He asked to see the boys individually, so the eight-year-old was sent to meet with him first. The clergyman sat the boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?"
The boy made no response, so the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?"
Again the boy made no attempt to answer, so the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face, "WHERE IS GOD?"
At that, the boy bolted from the room, ran directly home, and slammed himself in his closet. His older brother followed him into the closet and said, "What happened?"
The younger brother replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time. God is missing and they think we did it!"

BOO..photo taken ytd on thur^_^..

blah blah..sian-ing fer almost the whole day..arhh..woke up played dota wit win n xf..then off to do our own things le..>_<..went out fer lunch..blah blah..home doing nothing..zzzzzzzzzzzz..called cheng n tok..blah blah...siannnnnnnnnnnnnn..mum n dad went to hospital to visit my grandpa..O.O..cousin came my hse..omg..all small little kids..how to play wit them-___-?

ZzZzZzZzZzZzZz..later relatives coming..mebe nt gonna have time at nite to post..><..so post earlier..hahz..lalala..god pls let the time pass faster..mon pls..>_<..schooling pls..T_T..I DUN WANNA ROT AT HOME..T_T..tokking abt school..gt the booklets..OMG??.A maths stuff inside..T_T..fainting le..G_G..same as sec school bah??just tt i took 6 sub in sec but only 2 in poly..LOL..poa n A math..>_<..

jokes~~Little Johnny Answers the Question

Teacher: "Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"
Little Johnny: "None."
Teacher: "Listen carefully: Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"
Little Johnny: "None."
Teacher: "Can you explain that answer?"
Little Johnny: "One is shot, the others fly away. There are none left."
Teacher: "Well, that isn't the correct answer, but I like the way you think"
Little Johnny: "Teacher, can I ask a question?"
Teacher: "Sure."
Little Johnny: "There are three women at the ice cream parlor. One is licking, one is biting and one is sucking her ice cream cone. Which one is married?"
Teacher: "The one sucking the cone."
Little Johnny; "No. The one with the wedding ring on, but I like the way you think."

piggy cheer up!!!!!^_^

BLAHX!!!!!!!!!



slack 2dae agn..woke up at 6.30 automatically..O.O..went bac to sleep till 8 plus..dota wit cheng n xf..hahz..then went to 302 fer haircut..me cheng mz n xf..blah blah..then nerd came to meet us..O.O..they went to xf hse while me n cheng went to cck to make his poly ezlink..lol..lalalalala..sian sian sian sian..>_<..went home slack..blah blah..



omg nothing to post 2dae..>_<..hahz..SO SIAN..T_T..



aniwae..edwin asked fer the answer to the question of my previous post..hahz..



the answer is..HOW U OVERTAKE THE LAST PLAYER WHEN TT PLAYER IS LAST???LOL..hahahahahahhahahaha..lalala..=P

BLAHX!!!!!!!!!

slack 2dae agn..woke up at 6.30 automatically..O.O..went bac to sleep till 8 plus..dota wit cheng n xf..hahz..then went to 302 fer haircut..me cheng mz n xf..blah blah..then nerd came to meet us..O.O..they went to xf hse while me n cheng went to cck to make his poly ezlink..lol..lalalalala..sian sian sian sian..>_<..went home slack..blah blah..

omg nothing to post 2dae..>_<..hahz..SO SIAN..T_T..

aniwae..edwin asked fer the answer to the question of my previous post..hahz..

the answer is..HOW U OVERTAKE THE LAST PLAYER WHEN TT PLAYER IS LAST???LOL..hahahahahahhahahaha..lalala..=P

BLAHX!!!!!!!!!

slack 2dae agn..woke up at 6.30 automatically..O.O..went bac to sleep till 8 plus..dota wit cheng n xf..hahz..then went to 302 fer haircut..me cheng mz n xf..blah blah..then nerd came to meet us..O.O..they went to xf hse while me n cheng went to cck to make his poly ezlink..lol..lalalalala..sian sian sian sian..>_<..went home slack..blah blah..

omg nothing to post 2dae..>_<..hahz..SO SIAN..T_T..

aniwae..edwin asked fer the answer to the question of my previous post..hahz..

the answer is..HOW U OVERTAKE THE LAST PLAYER WHEN TT PLAYER IS LAST???LOL..hahahahahahhahahaha..lalala..=P

O.O..bac from oreintation day 4-_______-..omg it is realli tiring k-.-..LOL..though my class is a SLACK class..^_^..LOL..

met classmate at bishan at 8..but most were late..-__-..cheng went to bb..>_<..hahaz..2pid flag day make my leg sour..LOL..O.O..omg my class realli making rofl..LOL..suppose to start the flag day thingy at 7..BUT WE MET AT 8.30..HAD OUR BREAKFAST AT MAC B4 STARTING IT..ROFL..-__-?..blah blah..din wanna approach ani1 of the public..>_<..sian..lazy..slacker..BLAHX..O.o..but can see my chairman/vicechair n treasurer r super hardworking..LOL..started collecting early in the morning..n ended off late too..O.O..n collected abt 100+..OMG..pro pro..lol..>_<..tks to bryan fer helping me to collect some if nt my can will be SUPER light-_-

met jo n sh at amk hub..LOL..SLACK SLACK SLACK..they went to kbox while we slack in the dunno wad cafe i think..O.O.in total..we did only like a hr of collecting the donations..LOL..blah blah..trained bac to sp n counted the money..mine only $17.25..LOL..-.-..considered much le ok..^_^..then cheng came to my class..waited fer me b4 going to the bouffet..reached T1 n was like OMFG..sooooooooooooo many ppl..then me n cheng just walked off..LOL..-.-..had dinner at cwp n bac home..slept till now..lalalala..finally tmr is free..^_^..dota pls..

joke by weeliang......
do u noe y he go sp?????


cos...
sp->sure pass
but y nt others??
tp->temporarily pass
nyp->nt yet pass
np->no pass
rp->rarely pass
-___-??ROFL..

wad will u become when u overtake the 2nd runner????

ans->2nd runner

wad will u become when u overtake the last runner???
(answer this at the tagboard pls)^^

BOOOOOOOOOO...fun laughters ^_^woooo..yes pls..^_^..nice pics below..WOO DONE BY LEADER!!^_^
rLq^_^

GENG CHEEYONG..LOL
LOL-__-
omg so blurrO.Ohi leader^_^

LOL the 3 shuai ge^_^O.O

LALALALALA..super lots of fun 2dae..YIPEEEEEEEEE.^_^..

went sp fer the LAME training..LOL..blah blah..met cheng then mrt-ed home n met rLq plus chee at cwp..^_^..had lunch n went to bugis fer shopping!^_^..LOL..so weird huh-____-?LOL..aniwae..met edwin n mx at marina bay..LOL..O.O..blah blah..in the end..found out tt the shops at the marina bay R ALL CLOSED down..T_T..

went bac to novena..finding a place to settle down n have our dinner..O.O..LOL..n we finally found one..LOL..eat wad ramen..-_______-..?rofl..aniwae..had lots of fun n laughter..omg cannot stop laughing..>_<..T_T..

trained home~~mz n mx alight at admiralty while the rest at woodlands..had milkshake..!!my favourite..^_^..NUI NAI YAO..LOL..-__-..11 bus home~~O.O..blah blah...omg i m racing against time..BYE..>_<..tmr sp flag day..T_T..omg fun pls..XD

HAPI BDAE MZ

BOO..class photo ^_^..DBA 10 ^^
bac from 2nd day oreintation..n it is realli making me rofl..LOL..-__-?..
hmm..woke up earlier 2dae..cos nidda meet at 8 am at dover wit DBA10..o.o..blahblah..

met cheng at cwp at 7..hmm..sry fer being late..LOL..-__-..bus slow..>_<..reached sp in abt 30 mins time??OMG..so early..-.-..then me n cheng were there slacking..walking around sitting at the seats of the convention centre..which we were nt supposed to..LOL.-__-?..met my classmates n get seated inside..O.O..blah blah...

omg the convention centre isss SUPER BIG??o.o..then we seated on top..climbing up oreadi make usO.O..kathe n riki went to the paegent thingy..blah blah..while the rest SLACK..O.O..n tt is wad we can do..or rather tt is wad we did throughout..LOL.. so riki n kathe gt in to the final but din emerge as champs..BUT THEY DID THEIR BEST LE..^_^..

then wen sze was behind me keep disiaoing me n weeliang..ask us to 'high' wit them..then we were like..-___________________________-..LOL..still sae if nv 'high' wit them must treat wensze a meal or something..O.O..wee liang quickly starts his 'high' mood..LOL..lame-_-..me just fake fake like wad cheng did..rofl..blah blah..chatted wit them n were tokking abt the dances..LOL..me n weeliang started to disiao her bac by saying her cca CHINESE DANCE nt as gd as MODERN DANCE..O.O..then she keep pok n hit us..O.O..-__-.. aniwae..another fun day of cus..hmm..

took class photo as requested by our chairperson GAVIN..O.O..rofl..went home wit cheng..blah blah.tmr dunno wad training..O.O..erm..call it lame training bah..cos it is realli lame..wit the laughters of those 'high' gals in my class.LOL..-_____-


gg out wit rLq tmr..^_^..cos it is MZ BDAE..^_^..

BOOO!!
1ST DAY OREINTATION..hmmm..lots of O.O things happened-.-..
woke up..around 6.35..then met cheng n win at cwp mac fer breakfast..O.O..then went off to dover le..hmmm..as win went to school..XD..dunno to sae we suay or wad..-___-..DUNNO WAD ACCIDENT HAPPEN AT CCK..WHICH DELAYS OUR JOURNEY-.-!..wtf??rofl..
alighted at yewtee..then wondering around n saw weihong n NBJ..o.o..lol..n weihong de hair still the same since we last met him..LOL..-__-..hmm..
blah blah...then a while later took another train to dover..zzz..were delayed abt 15 mins??O.O..missed around 4-5 trains at jurong east..omg-.-..either it was full or nt in service..OMG JOKE..-.-..we r late of cus..LOL..due to the 2pid traffic..o.o..
managed to find dao my class..then took attendance..n my facilators were LOLing when they saw me n my name-__-?..suppose they mistook me fer an gal-____-..T_T..
aniwae..proceed to my class at the 4th floor..O.O..had the icebreaker game..LAME..-.-..introducing here n there is putting me to sleep..-.-..then choose wad shuai ge n chio bu..LOL..then the riki in my class..LOL..sa-__-?..fer those hu play dota u will noe..rofl..hmm..tmr will be the paegent contest??O.O..rofl..it is gonna be fun..^_^..
din tok like how my class de gals did..omg..i must sae they r super high..-.-..omfg...then the boys were like saying..omg..1st day oreadi siao until likeO.O..-.-..
blah blah..did lame activities n here i m at home blogging..Y_Y..sooooooooooooo sian..>_<.wed is mz bdae..^_^..fun n photos pls...^_^..


PaTieNce iS tHe kEy tO suCCess^_^..

BOO..BAC^_^.HAPI BDAE GRANDPA N CUTE COUSIN XAVIER..^_^




ROFL..hmm..went to my grandparents hse..^_^..n also nt 4geting my grandpa n cousin bdae!!!XD..blah blah..reached home at abt 4 plus..stucked outside fer abt 20 mins b4 we get to go in..-__-?..cos the door..SOT..OMG??..LOL..then my dad was there kicking n trying to get the damm door open..LOL..-_-..me n him were sweating like wad le..then dunno how..HE TYCO OPEN DAO..hahahahz..lucky day??-__-?O.O..
online n chatted wit 2 'C'..LOL..guess hu??cheng n cerlyn!!!LOL..gengs..^_^..cos cerlyn was asking me Eng n i was..O.O..no pls-_-..hahaz..so added cheng into the conversation..^_^..n geng cheng answered all her questions..LOL..one part of the conversation was lmfaos.....
cerlyn: (asking cheng Eng question)
cheng: (answering her of cus-__-)
me: ehx..my eyes veri pain lei..>_<
cheng: dig out
cerlyn: dig out
me: walao..u 2 gang me..Y_Y..

LOL..i realli rofl ok-__-..hahaz..they 2 actually said the SAME THINGS..LOL..blah blah..went out fer dinner n here m i blogging..^_^..tmr oreintation le..
OXJ ALL THE BEST!!!LOL..
cheng dun sian pls..oreintation will be fun de..no sian pls..>_<..tmr 8 at mian bao shuo hua!!XD

rLq meeting!!^_^LOL
leader tokking..shhhhhhhhh..>_<
vice leader slacking-___-?..LOL
hoho..our dinner..nice lei..^_^..


BOOO!!..back frm work!!!XD
had great fun agn!!^_^..rLq working tgt lei..^-^..
woke up at 8 plus..dota then met rLq at cwp^_^..then headed to rP!!!edwin's paradise..LOL..hmm..working as a catering staff is...TIRING..T_T..
blah blah...din have mood to blog in details le..haiz...>_<..

sometimes i just feel tt life realli sux..we have to face alot of things...including those unwanted things like gossips....y??..y??..y ppl just like to tok rubbish when they have gt nothing to do...wtf??...

stop it pls..i realli had enuff....

YOYO..morning->wake up->DOTA^_^..LOL..same as usual..-______-..
played a few match n win gtg...xf went out..O.O..so me mz chee n cheng played n i went off at 12 plus..lunch wit my dad at 166..XD..blah blah...
i realli think i sleep a lot..n i shld realli cut down on tt..>_<..LOL..went home n BOM..sleeping on the bed le..-__-..OMG LAR..wake up dota eat then sleep..wtf??..lazy xj-__-..
even my mum also sae..waa..y keep sleep de..-_-..i there diam diam..wanna give her ' ask my head' as an answer..LOL..my head isO.O...switching me off after having lunch..rofl..woke up at 4 plus..bath n headed to outram park..-.-..went to fetch my sis at sgh..O.O..blah blah..the doc there r SLOWPOKES..-.-..made me wait from 6-7.30..wtf??had dinner at the foodcourt wit my another sis..blah blah...

nothing much 2dae-__-?..jux tt the trip to hospital is LAME..sis keep do those childish act..omg..then i m felt how cheng dey all felt when i behaving like my sis wit them..LOL..

dunno y i will change into another diff person when i m wit rLq..LOL..change till super childish n lame..LOL..then can laugh till non stop till dey bwg..LOL..
ahhh..but i realli dun wanna grow up..>_<..hahaz..*random*O.O..

working tmr as a waiter wit rLq..^_^..LOL..team WORK^_^..ROFL..hope it will be a fun n enjoyable experience..^_^..tv time..bye..;)

My O Level Cert^_^ BOOOO!!EDWIN IS A GPS!!!!!!!!!!

woke up at 8 plus 2dae..same agn-__-..dun think next week will be the same animore..cos school is starting!!!!!!!!Y_Y...oreintation begins next weekk..O.O..hapi or sad??hmm..nt sure also..XD

edwin din host 2dae..cos he gg rp de oreintation..then he still online in the morning..i kinda shock??yuan lai at rp online..LOL..then he keep sae wad rp lot chiobu..Y_Y..make me envious..LOL..

played a few match of dota wit cheng chee n xf..had lunch wit dad..n set off to meet mz chee cheng n xf at cwp..^_^..bus-ed to rss to collect our cert!!!!!!!!

then as usual..the guard ^^ us..LOL..rLq noes wad ^^ mean..O.O..so had to register this n tt..then the guard still nidda ESCORT us to the general office..as if we r the terrorist or so??O.O..omg..wad had rss become-____________-..

waited fer edwin to rush over to collect his cert after his oreintation..then we waited outside the school as we r nt supposed to walk abt in the school..-_-..LAME??.then we were chatting n the green fence surrounding the school reminds us of something..NEVA EVA TOUCH IT!!!XD..cos last time we leaned against the fence n our uniforms will have new designs^_^..GREEN STRIPS..LOL..blah blah..me n mz suddenly burst into laughters..COS XF'S FACE

GT THE GREEN STRIPS..LMFAOS..then mz say..waa..haven go ncc u camouflage urself le..LOL..omg cannot stop laughing..edwin came to join us n me cheng n mz keep disiao him by 'acting' the scene of win's oreintation wit those CHIO BU we imagined..LOL..omg we r ^^..LOL..

went to 883 lan..hmm..the lan SUX..hahaz..only this word can describe the lan..-.-..the screen is O.O..the internet slow like duno wad..OMG..suppose the lousy graphic make my head pain bah..tt is y went home after tt..din join xf n win to cwp...>_<..going vivo tmr??O.O..no more headache pls...head arh head arh..pls be guai n stop giving me troubles..Y_Y..

BOOOOOO...APR FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLL!!^_^ O.O..nice pic??lol..nt bad lei..^_^..ty cerlyn..
no diff from ani other day..-__-..woke up->dota->chat..LOL..

blah blah..so meet cheng win n xf at 2.15..had lunch n went separate ways..>_<..me n cheng went to school n xf win went fer movie.. went lib to teach??eh no..or rather guide-__-..hahaz..so guide cerlyn fer her poa..O.O..cheng answered most of her question..^_^..n me slacking wit my PSP..LOL..din noe cheng can teach so well huh..XP..
then there is this auntie..omg..KPO??.we play psp..keep sae lib canot play..eh no..nt auntie...is security-__-..LOL..but she is a she..means she is a lady..nt young nt old..so i think i call her auntie..LOL..-__-..
hai dao cheng went to toilet to play psp..LOL..omg..he is so cute..ROFL.^_^..

went off at 5.30..bus-ed home..>_<..heng arh..reach home then rain..XD..blah blah...tt's all fer 2dae..>_<


must take care arh!!!>_<